Razor's Aftermath Effect Status (RAES)

Yes, the Razor's Aftermath Effect Status (RAES) has spoken and our cat, Chanelle, has paid the price of her excessive and longstanding shedding.  In this post, you will see the RAES in its full power, beyond the realm of the possible, beyond what you thought was possible.
You see, the toiletting place she went to, Tête à Queue in Aylmer Quebec, made it happen.  They didn't know there was massive outcome to come from this.  This is regular business for them. But for us!  Boy, has it made a difference.  Our house isn't a place where shedding professionals come to convey in awe at the amount of white hair that lies around.  Not anymore!  They're not invited to visit and if they knock at our door, we don't answer.
Chanelle, we know you're happy fully-shaved and exposed to the cold of night.  She used to graze and chew at her own hair and eat it as happily as a cow in one of those organic fields...  Now, she`s witnessing a barren land of hair that's almost impossible to perceive.  Long live the RAES!